The Collection
Weapon of Mass Distraction
A smashed phone and an epitaph. Wear the reminder to build something real — not scroll something hollow. Printed on demand, shipped worldwide.
Weapon of Mass Distraction — Tee
$24.99 Lightning
Weapon of Mass Distraction — Hoodie
$49.99 Lightning
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